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WHEN I HAVE NO INTENTION OF GOING OUT AFTER WORK BUT THEN I GET CUT EARLY

iamaserver:

I’M JUST LIKE:

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pleasefireme:

Please fire me. My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

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Waiting for the guest to come in on a slow night

…or a slow month.  September is the worst.

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whywehateyou:

We hate you because you come into a nearly empty restaurant ten minutes before close and jokingly say, “Where is everybody?” They’re at home not being assholes.

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seconddoorsweet:

customer: “You guys should have more parking here.”

me: “Yeah I’ll get right fucking on that.”

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lessthanpumped:

I went to a theme park this summer and a woman told the teen boy behind the window “just so you know, your little microphone isn’t working” so he grabs it and goes “well, ma’am, that’s because I’m not speaking into it” 

THE AMOUNT OF SASS HE USED OH MY GOD

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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samanisam said: "Hi how are you?" "I don't want a bag"

justcashierthings:

current mood: does not want bag

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Today, some lady came up to myself and the other host and decided to critique our restaurant, which is part of a huge international chain btw, for absolutely no reason. We offered to get a manager but she didn’t want to talk to a manager (who is the person who could actually change something..but) she wanted to talk to us.

Her complaints:

1). No comment cards “Well, ma’am we try to be as green as we can, so we do all of that electronically”

"Oh, well I don’t want to have to go on the internet to do that"

2). “Why are you selling tropical drinks? You’re not a tropical restaurant.”

"We actually offer a variety of drinks. Plus we have seasonal cocktails for the summer right now.”

"But you’re not a tropical restaurant.  Plus the other drinks you have you just stole and renamed." Yeah, in case you can’t tell we have a theme here.  That’s how we became popular.  We theme the drinks. Also I’m pretty sure that’s the weirdest thing anyone has complained about.  And this conversation proceeded for way longer than it should have.

3.) “Also, you’re menu is very standard.  Burgers? Potato Skins? I can get that anywhere”

"We’re an American Themed restaurant.  So we serve American food."

"Yeah but you should switch it up" Jesus, lady we are American themed. 

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(Source: lewky, via restaurant-rants)