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(Source: lewky, via restaurant-rants)

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via degreedwaitress)

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IF A CUSTOMER COMPLAINS THAT THE FOOD WAS A TAD COLD AND MY MANAGER WILL BASICALLY COMP THE MEAL, OFFER A GIFT CARD, BUY THEM A CAR, PAY OFF THEIR HOUSE, AND SEND THEM ON A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL COME BACK AND DINE WITH US AGAIN

iamaserver:

I’M JUST LIKE:

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If a customer complains about literally anything at all

(via degreedwaitress)

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"But there’s open tables everywhere?"

OMG WHERE DID THOSE TABLES COME FROM THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POINTING THAT OUT.  I COULDN’T SEE THAT WHOLE SECTION OF TABLES THAT ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE AND ARE OPEN FOR PROBABLY NO REASON RIGHT?  I’VE BEEN TELLING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU THAT THERE WAS A WAIT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE TABLES OPEN.  THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE MUCH BETTER AT MY JOB THAN I AM.

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That’s what I think people expect me to say  when they point out a group of tables that are obviously being reserved/ used for something.  I am not blind.  You don’t have to inform me of open tables.  I know.  Trust that I know how to do my job better than you.

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"Hi how are-"

Customer: “We have 2”

Me:

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angrycashierchick:

stopthinkingandliv:

*dies of alcohol poisoning*

If only, lol.
There should be a retail drinking game but then we’d all be drunk and poisoned. 

angrycashierchick:

stopthinkingandliv:

*dies of alcohol poisoning*

If only, lol.

There should be a retail drinking game but then we’d all be drunk and poisoned. 

(via degreedwaitress)

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When customers stop you when you’re obviously helping someone else

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emmadeee:

fallontonight:

WEB EXCLUSIVE: Michael Strahan talks about his worst summer job!

This is actually me when I bus tables.

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"I’m not a bank"

— every service industry worker that has ever been asked for change (via justanotherhostess)